I brush my teeth and look in the mirror
I laugh out loud as I was beaming from ear to ear
I'd rather choose the flowers, instead of fights
And rather than flaunt my style
I'd flash you a smile of clean pearly whites
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
I smoothed her hair , sit in a chair
But somehow it still chills
" Sit down, " he says pleasantly
As he shakes my hand and practically laughs at me
" Open up nice and wide ," he says , looking at
And with a smile he says, " I do not have a waist, it will just trim a little"
How is trying not to smile
When hygienists leave on long vacations
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
Talking only brings the toothaches on ,
Because I say the stupidest things
So if my resolve goes south
I'll swallow your pride with aspirin and shut my mouth
Golf and alcohol do not mix
And that's why I do not drink and drive
Because good grief I'd knock out teeth ,
I had to kiss me goodbye smile
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
I smoothed her hair , sit in a chair
But somehow it still chills
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