I brush teeth and look in the mirror
And laugh out loud as I 'm beaming from ear to ear
I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights
And rather than flaunt my style
I'd flash you a smile , clean pearly whites
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
I smooth my hair , sit back in the chair
But somehow still get the chills
" Sit down ," he says pleasantly
As he shakes my hand and practically laughs at me
" Open up nice and wide" he says looking at
And with a smirk he says : "I have good , this will just pinch a bit "
As he tries to smile
When hygiene leave it on long vacations
That's when dentists scream and lose patience
Talking only brings the toothaches ,
Because I say the stupidest thing
So if my resolve goes South
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin and shut your mouth
Golf and alcohol do not mix
And that is why I do not drink and drive
Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth
And have to kiss my smile goodbye
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
I smooth my hair , sit back in the chair
But somehow still get the chills
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